Intraduzível

Em homenagem a um final de semana inteiro passado dentro do escritório traduzindo contratos, segue uma piadinha políticamente incorreta e absolutamente intraduzível pro português:

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- Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

- Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

- Great. Lay it on me.

- Hu is the new leader of China.

- That's what I want to know.

- That's what I'm telling you, Mr. Bush.

- That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

- Yes.

- I mean the fellow's name.

- Hu.

- The guy in China.

- Hu.

- The new leader of China.

- Hu.

- The Chinaman!

- Hu is leading China.

- Now whaddya' asking me for?

- I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

- Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

- That's the man's name.

- That's who's name?

- Yes.

- Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

- Yes, sir.

- Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

- That's correct.

- Then who is in China?

- Yes, sir.

- Yassir is in China?

- No, sir.

- Then who is?

- Yes, sir.

- Yassir?

- No, sir.

- Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get methe Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

- Kofi?

- No, thanks.

- Do you want Kofi?

- No.

- You don't want Kofi.

- No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then getme the U.N.

- Yes, sir.

- Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

- Kofi?

- Milk! Will you please make the call?

- And call who?

- Who is the guy at the U.N?

- Hu is the guy in China.

- Will you stay out of China?!

- Yes, sir.

- And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

- Kofi.

- All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!

(Condi picks up the phone.)

- Rice, here.

- Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send someto the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in theMiddle East?